Bro Code for Parents
by Barney Stinson
2020-12-29 04:39:46
The newest book in the New York Times bestselling âBarney Stinsonâ canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid. So youâre going to be a parent. You might be asking yourself a series of importa...
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The newest book in the New York Times bestselling âBarney Stinsonâ canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid. So youâre going to be a parent. You might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I be a good parent? ⢠Will I be able to afford this? ⢠Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesnât mean your kid has to be as lame as youâre about to become. Thatâs why Iâve written this bookâto teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy. The Bro Code for Parents will help you: Choose a baby name that wonât get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker ⢠Interview and hire a smokinâ hot nanny ⢠Teach your child instant classics like âThe Boobs on the Busâ and âBro, Bro, Bro Your Boatâ With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools youâll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.
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