So Jimmy's mom has never heard of candy or cookies or soda?
Could it be true? Is it true there is no such thing as delicious sweets?
Or has Jimmy been transported to a freakish world?

Is this a reality empty of thousands of delicious,
sugary, heartwarming delights?
Void of hundreds of different yummy flavors of ice cream?
A cruel planet, bare of icy cold, frothy sodas?
Zero choices of delicious, chewy, lip-smacking candies?

Or is he being cruelly and heartlessly pranked by his mother?

Follow Jimmy as he scrambles through this dark, twisted trail
of sugarless terror, which at the end of, he may find to
his horror, it's true!

There is no such thing as candy!