From the author of the bestselling classics We''re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you''ll shoot co''cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
. Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
. How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
. Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
. Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
. Get yer Wassail on: It''s carolin'' time
. Airlines serving up one hot mess
. Action figure Jesus
. Why Clay Aiken ain''t marrying your glandular daughter
. And much more!
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia''s genuine southern recipes, You Can''t Drink All Day if You Don''t Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
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