The Wedding: Season One, Episode Seven

Troy or Cash? The choice should be easy.Troy, the hot cowboy whose Bone Ranger makes my peaches shake, should be the obvious pick. His kinky ways have won my heart.Then there's Cash...the pretty boy. He's reliable, sweet, and would keep me on the str... Read more

Troy or Cash? The choice should be easy.Troy, the hot cowboy whose Bone Ranger makes my peaches shake, should be the obvious pick. His kinky ways have won my heart.Then there's Cash...the pretty boy. He's reliable, sweet, and would keep me on the straight and narrow. Sounds boring and stable. I'd rather have the bad boy, and yet, there's something about Cash that I need, and on occasion want.Being forced by my in-laws to marry Cash makes him less attractive, and the cowboy-even with all his secrets-more appealing. Besides, I'm all for a good romp in the hay, or the back of a truck, or even tied to a tree. See, the choice should be easy...like me.Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn't it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family. Less