Santa Claus is Dead

An Elf stumbles across Santa’s body in the middle of the forest. A single set of footprints lead to the body and disappear. There is nothing else around for miles.And so begins the most important investigation of detective Johnny Icebergȁ... Read more

An Elf stumbles across Santa’s body in the middle of the forest. A single set of footprints lead to the body and disappear. There is nothing else around for miles.And so begins the most important investigation of detective Johnny Iceberg’s career.Discover a world in which Elves may be disgruntled factory workers or photographers on snowshoed stilts — a world in which Mrs. Claus is less than half Santa’s age and wears a curvy, low-cut size 6 — a world in which penguins can be police officers and polar bears are beat reporters — a world in which humans are the minority and the native Snowmen have to hibernate each summer to keep from melting.Experience the desperate struggle for light and warmth beneath winter’s perpetual night — the showdown of competing Christmas ideologies and dreams — the heartache of Christmas pasts and the promise of Christmas futures.Above all, experience the quest of a jaded, bitter detective trying to save the life and resurrect the innocence of an anguished 11-year old girl who finds herself framed for the murder of Santa Claus. Less